I once sat on the floor of the seabed
Trying to write a poem
A fish stopped and said to me
"Hello, how you going?"
Well to my surprise he looked very wise
But how can a fish talk to me?
But he answered me back
Said "Only a prat
Would write on the bottom of the sea!"
So I Said to the fish
"Do you like chips?"
He said "No, but I hear they like me"
"Too right old son, especially well done,
So nick off or I'll have you for tea".