Humorous Poems: Meetings | Fish and Chips | Life in the Slow Lane
Poem By Mick Leigh
I once sat on the floor of the seabed
Trying to write a poem
A fish stopped and said to me
"Hello, how you going?"
Well to my surprise he looked very wise
But how can a fish talk to me?
But he answered me back
Said "Only a prat
Would write on the bottom of the sea!"
So I Said to the fish
"Do you like chips?"
He said "No, but I hear they like me"
"Too right old son, especially well done,
So nick off or I'll have you for tea".
This poem is from my book The Big Book of Bonza Poems which is available to buy here
Poem © Copyright 2002,2003 Mick Leigh.
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